You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
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Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
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This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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