I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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