This tent reeks of fear and sangria
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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