We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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