She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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