I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
can u get pink eye on your cock?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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