brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
operation have a gay friend backfired
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
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I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
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Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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