Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I know her cup size but not her name....
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Randomize
