There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
only if we run a train.
done.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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