So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Someone signed my nipple.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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