i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
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I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
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Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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