Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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