I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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