out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
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HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
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Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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