Say something about gay babies.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
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My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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