I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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