Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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