i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
birth control should be required to get into college
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
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I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
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who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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