Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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