She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
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you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
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one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
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