none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
