had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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