Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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