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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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