Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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