he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
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i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
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He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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