I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
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the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
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Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros