you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.