I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Not as such, no.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.