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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  Good. You are like the clit whisperer.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....

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• (343): View more from Ontario

  STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,

  (679): View more from Michigan

  I wanted to be a dolphin.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...

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• (207): View more from Maine

  HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.

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• (361): View more from Texas

  I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.

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