Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
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They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
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I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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