does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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