she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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