Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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