I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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