Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
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HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
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This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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