You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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