Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
the room spins SO much faster in panama
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Terrible idea I love it
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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