I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
we're making bets on your personal life
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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