Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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