Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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