So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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