apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
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there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
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I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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