do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Boobs are out for the taking
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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