im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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