If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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