new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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