just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
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He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
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But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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