That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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