Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
The air was thick with penises
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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