just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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