id be glad to
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
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he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
You need Xanax blowdarts
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
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your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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