If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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