She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I want her autograph on my taint
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
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I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
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You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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