I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
i think i just lost a toe
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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