what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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