You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
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I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
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I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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