Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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